The honest relocation guide

Where you live next
is a money, weather, and
regret problem.

We went through the IRS migration tapes, the Census, NOAA's climate normals, and the threads locals are actually writing, and built an honest guide for every serious relocation destination in the US.

Built on: IRS SOI migration Census ACS NOAA 1991-2020 normals Real resident threads
01

Tax math for your income

Federal, state, local, FICA, and sales tax run through the brackets. Not an estimate: the actual calculation.

02

The regret threads

We read the Reddit and Quora threads so you can decide whether you are signing up for that specific failure mode.

03

Real migration flows

IRS tax return data shows who actually moves where and who leaves. Net flows, not narratives.

04

Climate, not vibes

30-year NOAA normals. Summer highs, winter lows, precipitation, and the honest failure modes the brochure does not mention.

Featured deep guides

The cities, honestly

Each guide runs 3,000-5,000 words and covers tax math, cost of being you, climate, migration flows, neighborhoods, a year-one timeline, and the failure modes locals actually regret.

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Built for the decision you cannot undo lightly.

/compare

Run any two cities side by side. Same income, same family, honest math. Which one actually leaves you with more, once the climate, the insurance, and the commute are priced in.

/find-my-city

Tell us what you need. We will narrow 30 cities down to the three that actually fit, based on your income, household, climate tolerance, and politics.

/regret-check

You are already leaning toward a city. Before you commit, walk through the five ways this move tends to go wrong for people like you. Honest, not scary.